did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
3pm strippers are depressing
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Randomize
