normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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