you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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