My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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