ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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