ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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