i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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