In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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