Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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