my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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