I want to walk on stilts...naked
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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