I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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