you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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