I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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