Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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