How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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