ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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