No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......