hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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