Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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