There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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