I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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