We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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