went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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