Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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