One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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