Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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