Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I stole a fireplace last night.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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