I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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