But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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