Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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