Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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