i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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