Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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