she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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