just come out here and I will go home with you...
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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