margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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