ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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