Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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