I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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