No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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