I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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