Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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