The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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