On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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