their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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