i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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