its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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