no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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