so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.