Jerry, you need to find god
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Can you bring me the toilet please
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES