nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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