my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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