I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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