We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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